
Welcome to my online web journal. It's mostly for boredom reasons and out of the natural curiosity of others you're invited to read on... Sadly, I have nothing else to write here.
Ah... How I am loving life. The simple confusion is part of it. The wonderful problems that arise and the wonders..../// Okay, retake, why so depressed you ask? I'm putting you in my trust; I am not depressed, merely observing the sad truth.
However! I am happy to say that I just ate a Mars bar, a very special Mars bar indeed. Naturally, my stomach spoke before my common sense and I didn't bother to read the newly founded winning probability on the package. I've passed that point. I never win.
So, in my haste to eat this chocolate bar, I tore open the package, savoring the moment (lol) and then... Poof! There's red writing all over the inside! Stupid me however, the wrapper was ripped, top to bottom. After finding some scissors and patience I cut open the wrapper entirely, only to find out that I needed tape. There's no way I can read this!
After much confusion and silent swearing the excitement was setting in... Then... "Congratulations, you have won a Free 58g Mars Bar." Four flies could have flown in my mouth in the time I sat there, processing this information. Then, *smack* down on the desk, a fake smile illuminating my face.
Brilliant... A free 58g Mars bar... Of course, only 58 grams...Ah... the simple life....
Am I being selfish??
Afterall, they have about 5000 words explaining the rules to this teeny contest... Then again, when I told my dad, he smiled and said. "Wow! Really!?"
